It’s Tootin’ Tuesday! Ya know what that means! I reckon its time I told you folks about my not-so-secret office weapon: Poo-pourri.

It’s an office worker’s lifeline.

We spend most of our day at work. Heck, most of our lives. At some point we will need to use the bathroom. I suffer from a pretty gnarly case of anything-I-eat-comes-out-smelling-like-Armageddon-sulfur, or you know, lactose intolerance.

No one wants the “Blew-Up-The-Bathroom” Award, least of all me. So when I am elegantly pinching a loaf, I make SUUURREEE I’ve got my spray with me. Trust me, you’d thank me if you worked at my office.

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Stay Trendy, Stay You
— TBG